101 erotic things to do with bologna: Archive

101 erotic things to do with bologna

March 2012

30 posts

tumblr said i had 2 messages and i only had one and now im sad i thought i had double the amount i did im writing a letter of complaint i just cant believe these lies i am being fed

say what you want about napoleon dynamite the...

greatghosts: why hasnt anybody made fanart for me yet

bill hader is so perfect

the next guitar i get im gonna put lots of those little stickers you got as a kid on it like the ones with cats or rainbows or smiley faces and felt ones and laser ones and shiney ones you know those ones im gunna put them on it

evanclaire replied to your post: i feel like im going to puke im in a horrible mood… cheer up rosie. Beck doesn’t like it when you’re unhappy. omg youre the best

i feel like im going to puke im in a horrible mood blerh

now that im ranting i might as well say it gets on my tits when people say suicide is “selfish” thats the dumbest………….. surely its more selfish to say to someone who loathes their life and hates being alive “dont kill yourself because i love/need/would miss you” i mean im not exactly an advocate for it and i would never try and convince someone to...

i really dont get that whole thing of “ooh girls can dress like boys because its empowering to look like a man but if its the other way round blah blah” p sure ive been called a million rude names for looking like a boy……. i dont mean trousers or whatever…….. and i get funny looks for going into the mens section in clothes shops………..? like...

i feel really sick and gross

89p: if i was in animal crossing id be one of those characters that always walks around bragging about itself then you dont see it for a while so one day you go in its house and its got all its shit in boxes walking around like HEY DON’T TRY TO STOP ME I’M REALLY LEAVIN THIS TIME JUST WATCH ME and then youre like no, dont go!! maybe twice and then it like WELL…… OK I SUPPOSE I COULD RECONSIDER...

sloths are ugly and gross dont try to tell me they aren’t internet just because you think they’re unusual or something theyve been gross for so long and they have nasty ass claws they sleep for so long to dream of being something other than what they are they dream of being a sugar glider or a lemur or a gazelle or a suri cruise they dont wanna be sloths dont you get that

so ok ive pm diagnosed myself with dyscalculia for a while now but now im wondering if it happens with sheet music too??? like if the two can somehow… relate or seomthing because even though i can understand sheet music and notes and all that stuff, as soon as it’s all together it just goes completely out of focus like im reading in another language. which is what its like for numbers...

jasminescott replied to your post: raise ur hand if you just slept for 20 hours cook a cat butter my arse

raise ur hand if you just slept for 20 hours

February 2012

519 posts

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuccjk i went into a shoe shop today and saw those gorillaz converse owwwwwweuoruowowi i wanna cry gimme

i like alternative indie artists goyte, fonster the people, bone iver ummmmm id say more but i dont think you’d know who they were lol x)

evanclaire replied to your post: ugh wow i hate that doctor so much shes so… I’m sorry Rosie :c the doctor sounded really stupid and unprofessional. They should treat a patient with respect not be rude to them >:( I don’t know if you have a choice but if you do don’t go back to her! youre so sweet!! its so annoying because she obviously didnt know what she was talking about?? so like...

ugh wow i hate that doctor so much shes so horrible she was asking me “how i got an underactive thyroid”……… i…… was born with it ????? and diagnosed at 8 and she was like yeah but how did you get it and blah blah i dont unders…….tand i was like uh i think its hereditary god it was so weird and i didnt even get to talk about anything else...

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